VŠENORY FUN FAIR!!! / VŠENORSKÁ POUŤ 6. 5. 2006
	It all started in quite an innocent way - except for the very kitshy tullips, trees in bloom, and eccentric green grass.
	...that disharmony was ballanced by a very decent and undead teddy.
	The table was prepared and refreshments (triple siamese bread-rolls, green bakerolls, polystyrene like food, marshmallows) were protected with jealous strictness.
	When people, who were unable to play any instrument, tuned their guitars...
	...and looked so cool...
	...the competition in unscrupulous singing of folksongs with mouth full of marshmallow could have started...
	...the only singer performed his song "Oh son, oh son, if you are home" (literal translation of  the first Czechoslovak president`s favourite song) with very deep expression. Even though he didn`t get much attention of the audience, he won due to lack of other competitors...
	Singer`s prize (taking pictures with a real musketeer in a cabriolet)- could not have been awarded because a musketeer appeared to be very arrogant and forced all the participants to leave the fair...
	...however, his authority as a histo(e)rical character was destroyed when we spotted his bright red Adidas shoes...
	...the musketeer was ashamed and disappeared leaving his hat to be used by Michael Jackson`s impersonators...
	...There was energy all around us...
	... some of it errupted from the most extraordinary places ... ... but anyway, we got a little bit hungry, so we decided to bake and eat a person with a cork in his/her ass...
	...but she was too sweet to be consumed...
	... strangely enough...
	...another person was found...
	...he let us cut his fingers...
	...and enjoyed them himself...
	...eating baked fingers had serious psychedelic after-effects, like hiding in closets...
	...or seeing strange things on the walls...
	...but finally, it all ended up well
Vsenory Fun Fair Party organised and performed by www.cryptouthority.org. We are looking forward to seeing you at our next party! Vsenory Fun Fair funny invitation.